"Bruno Beam" > wrote in message
om...
> Stop drinking beers, or your belly will explode and beer-gremlins will
> come out of your remains !

After many many years of drinking lots of beers, I have a bit of a belly
that's nice, soft, hairy, and well-rounded but not too saggy. There is no
evidence that it will explode or spawn critters anytime soon, but I'm
wondering if there's a quick and effective method for inhibiting the thick
and deadly farts that come out the other end. I keep smelling worse
and worse. I have no friends, but I still enjoy my beer a lot...

After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...

If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

Thanks in advance,

-'dreas