dreas ) wrote:
:
: After much experimenting, I have found German and Dutch beers to
: smell the worst after the digestion process, and the effect is easily
: augmented with some yummy spicy Mexican food. Somehow or
: other, Mexican beer and German food seem to do the same thing...
:
: If they ever invent a fartless beer that tastes as good as the European
: stuff I'm accustomed to enjoying, I wish someone will tell me about
: it, and where I can get some close to where I live...

If you are really serious about this I suugest you go to a drug store and
get some "Beano" -- chew up three or four of 'em before you get into a
session. The stuff actually works pretty well.

I, for one, enjoy farting way too much to use Beano regularly but if, say,
I'm going to spend the late afternoon drinking beer and eating bok-choy
and then planning to go to a theatre that night I'm not averse to a little
prevention.

--
Bill

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