"BillKirch" > wrote in message
...
> I'm tired of going to peoples homes for a party and seeing those stupid
sausage
> weenies and tiny little cereal bowls of Guacamole enough for 4 people at a
> party for 30, in an apartment that can hold 18. The bad taste people have
is
> unbelievable. One bottle of wine. No napkins,or ice, cheap paper plates
that
> bend and cups that are either too big or too small..cheap Dip they bought
at
> the store. The list is unending. Here's a tip. DON'T throw a party if you
can't
> afford to throw a party. And if you do, get MORE than enough for everyone.
Or
> better yet ....cater it. Merry Xmas

Back in the day, we'd spike the punch with acid so the room would seem
bigger and even the stove top stuffing tasted better.

I guess I'll cross you off the guest list; I DO know how to throw a party
but, I sure as shit don't wanna read a review of it here.

Jack Lysergic