"Vox Humana" > wrote in message >...
> "Roy Basan" > wrote in message
> om...
> > (Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
> om>...
> > > They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking or
> > > should I roast them outside over the fire ?
> > >
> > > What can you recommend ?
> >
> > Hello mate....
> > Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
> > to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
> > fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
> > that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
> > Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
> > will be scattered to the ocean....
>
> That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
> cremating himself first, just to see if it works.
A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
dolt.
It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.