In article >,
Jim Davis > wrote:

> snip
>
> >There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
> >sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
> >could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
> >you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
> >sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
> >
> >The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
> >asparagus.
> >
> >sf
> >
> >
> >
> Have to say that sounds like a SF answer. :-) Actually I always
> thought those folks had someone there to hold it for them. Anyway,
> different strokes...
> reminds me of a story long ago about eating celery to improve the semen
> taste but I suppose that is a subject for other than cooking.. My
> apologies.

EW.
You would go there...

Thought it was Oysters?
--
K.