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"sf" > wrote in message
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> On 25 Dec 2004 20:45:15 GMT, (Quando6)
> wrote:
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>> .......After imbibing on a luscious pasta dish, filled with STEAMED
>> asparagus
>> the other night, when I went to do #1, I noticed an oder that you must
>> turn
>> your head to , in order to avoid the stinky toxins left behind by such
>> a
>> combination!..I've asked other people if they've had this problem with
>> aspargus. Some said "yeah" and others said " what you talkin' 'bout,
>> Willis"????......Have you??......and what do you do to avoid It?????
>> Quando(Mike)

>
> There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
> sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
> could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
> you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
> sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
>
> The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
> asparagus.
>
> sf


That's why nursing homes never serve asparagus.

--Rich