Noooo!

How you bake a bull or a cow or a whale is...

Have a qualified butcher cut it up into manageable pieces, such as romp,
roast, sirlion and such and bake, grill, or broil the manageable pieces.

"Roy Basan" > wrote in message
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> "Vox Humana" > wrote in message
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> > "Roy Basan" > wrote in message
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> > > (Blaine Adamson) wrote in message
> > om>...
> > > > They are very huge, so should I cut them into pieces before baking
or
> > > > should I roast them outside over the fire ?
> > > >
> > > > What can you recommend ?
> > >
> > > Hello mate....
> > > Please do me a favor.... find a funeral insititution and go directly
> > > to the crematorium,put your whale( besure that its cut up to pieces to
> > > fit ) and your self in two caskets and ask the person in charge of
> > > that institution to have you and your whale pieces cremated.
> > > Your last will will be that you and your butchered leviathan ashes
> > > will be scattered to the ocean....
> >
> > That's a waste of a perfectly good whale. I think the OP should try
> > cremating himself first, just to see if it works.
>
> A perfectly good whale should be in the ocean and not in the home of a
> dolt.
>
> It is just a like asking how do you bake a bull or a cow if your oven
> is tiny...A plain common sense can help him if he not lazy to think.