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>There's no avoiding it. You know it's going to happen. I'm
>sure you don't use both hands when standing, so one of them
>could hold your nose while the other hand is on the hose or
>you could pee sitting down... your butt is a good for
>sealing the fumes in the toilet. Flush before standing.
>
>The simple answer: Learn to live with it or give up
>asparagus.
>
>sf
>
>
>
Have to say that sounds like a SF answer. :-) Actually I always
thought those folks had someone there to hold it for them. Anyway,
different strokes...
reminds me of a story long ago about eating celery to improve the semen
taste but I suppose that is a subject for other than cooking.. My
apologies.