Dan replied:

>> Next time you're going to use your wife as a guinea pig, though, it
>> shouldn't be for something as mundane as a potato salad sandwich. Make
>> sweet-and-sour tripe, see how she likes it, and then tell her what it is.
>> Cricketburgers and sweetbreads are also great "surprise!" foods.
>
> So tell us, Bob, how many times have you been married? And how much do
> you pay each month for security to keep your ex-wives from killing you?

Married? I've *never* been married.

Gee, I wonder what the problem is... :-)

Bob