In article .com>,
"Catie" > wrote:

> We are a happily married and loving 30 and 27 year old husband and wife
> living in NW Indiana. Our dream is to adopt a child, but we have not
> been able to due to the incredible and unforseen expenses.
>
> Currently, we have a small savings or as we call it "Adoption Fund" but
> we need so much more to even get the process started. We are realizing
> that adoption travel expenses and taking time off work for adoption
> related issues would exhaust most of our current "adoption fund".
>
> Please help our dream come true by sending a gift of a $1.00 bill to:
>
> Ben & Catie Rose
> PO Box 497
> Knox, IN 46534
>
> To prevent theft, please wrap your one dollar bill in a sheet of paper.
> Also, any advice, suggestions, stories or tips you would like to share
> with us would be greatly appreciated!
>
> We are only at the very beginning of our journey and we THANK YOU SO
> MUCH for helping make this dream possible.
> Thank you again and God bless you!
>
> Ben and Catie
>

First, forget adopting a baby in america. Legal fees run about
$50.000.oo.

You can get a baby from Russia or China for only about $10,000.oo.

You can probably put all your travel expenses on the visa card and pay
it off slowly. Chinese girl babies are often MUCH cheaper than russian
orphans.

I wish I was kidding about this, but I'm not. I've checked into it.

Good luck!

Oh, BTW, if you cannot afford to adopt a baby, you probably cannot
afford to raise one, so wait until you are more solvent.
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Om.

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