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Default Mice love Stilton

In article >, Blair P.
Houghton > wrote:

> I had a mouse.


(hilarious story snipped)

> But, curious like any cat, I wanted to see my prey.
> So I grabbed a handy (dirty) 1-quart pyrex measuring
> cup, and a heavy book (The Art of Eating, by MFK Fisher).
> I placed the book over the cup, save an inch for the mouth
> of the trap. I opened the trap. In the same motion, the
> mouse fell from the trap, turned, and leapt out through the
> tiny space remaining. He caromed off the toaster oven,
> flew to the floor, tried the trash can as a hiding spot,
> found no opening underneath, then turned and made for
> the refrigerator. Total time to escape to invisibility:
> about 0.7 seconds.


"Oh, what fools these mortals be."

> Maybe the rabbits will adopt him before the snakes and
> coyotes do.


Or maybe not.
"Here, kittykitty; here, kittykitty."
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-Barb
12-23-03: Tourtiere pictures and recipe have been
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