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On 17 Jan 2005 16:39:03 -0600, "Bob" > wrote:

>Carol wrote:
>
>> Know what would be fun? Pick someone (who has a list with them) at random
>> when you walk into the store and follow them around. Buy everything that
>> they buy and get in line behind them. You get the benefit of a well
>> thought-out list, and you've gotten to make someone paranoid, all in one
>> fell swoop.

>
>Well...you'd have to pick your guide carefully, or you'd end up with a cart
>full of Mac-n-Cheez-Flavored-Food-Product, frozen pizza, Hydrox, canned
>spinach, instant tea, and Preparation H.
>
>If you really wanted to add to the fun, do this at an all-night grocery
>store where you and your victim are the only customers in the place. Mutter
>gibberish to yourself the whole time, and snatch at imaginary gnats around
>your head. Oh, and when the other person heads for the checkout, dash in
>front of him or her to get checked out first.
>
>(Murphy's Law would then dictate that the next time you came home, you'd
>find that your victim had just moved into the house next door.)


ROFLMAO! You've left me gasping for air. You should come here, and we can
double-team someone. Then we can have a mini-cook-in back at my place.
You *do* know the difference between herbs and spices, don't you?

Carol
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"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_