"Vox Humana" > wrote in message
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<Funny story snipped>

> After getting over the initial shock and disgust, I realized how lucky I
> was
> to have listened to the little voice that told me to pick another line. I
> laughed all the way home.

Years ago a neighbor down the street was a local store manager and his wife
a clerk at a local market chain. (his wife had to work at another store).
I asked him the worst think he's ever experienced from an employee or
customer.

He said it was Halloween and a new young part timer was stacking the cold
case (milk). Apparently the part timer had a full arm "monster hand" which
he had put on. He waited for an unsuspecting "little old lady"

Shhh you're way ahead of me.

You guessed it, the lady reached for a quart of lo-fat when a monster
reached out and started to drag her into the cold case.

Well after hearing the Blood Curdling Screams he managed to get the ladies
harm released from the Monster and promptly canned the employee. Actually I
think had wanted to put him in the cardboard bailer.

True story

Dimitri