Cindy Fuller wrote:
> In article >,
> Wayne Boatwright > wrote:
>
> snip
>> My solution? I shop at the most uncommon times imaginable; at 5 or 6
>> o'clock in the morning or 11 or 12 o'clock in the evening. The
>> stores are sparsely populated and I can enjoy the process.
>>
>> Creative avoidance is sometimes the best solution!
>>
>> Wayne
>
> I used to do that when I lived in Dallas 20 years ago. It was more
> crowd avoidance than whiner avoidance. One morning a cop car pulled
> into the Tom Thumb parking lot right behind me at 6:15 am. I wasn't
> speeding; rather, the store's surveillance camera caught a guy filling
> his sweats with packages of ribeye steaks. He wound up eating SOS at
> the Dallas jail that day, no doubt.
>
> Cindy

If they served him SOS in jail he was probably a happy camper. More likely
pimiento cheese on white bread with a cup of cherry Kool-Aid (cyanide not
included).

Jill