On Sun, 28 Dec 2003 15:53:03 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:


> Those weren't real cats. They were PETA members in cats' clothing. You
> needed Ma Cat, one of the country's finest mousers of the '50s. A
> self-respecting girl. Ma Cat made mouncemeat out of more than one
> little critter on our farm. Her ne'er do well son, Whitey, though,
> wouldn't have known what to do with a mousie if it opened his jaws and
> walked right in! The lout!
>
Or maybe he was too well fed. You know how men are.
They are complacent/content as long as they're well taken
care of.



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