Carol replied:

>> After it cranks up here (shortly from the looks of the radar) we're
>> headed out in search of a decent elliptical machine.
>
> YOU ARE NOT! Shovel, man, shovel! That's all the exercise you need!

While shoveling *is* exercise, I've never heard of someone throwing out
their back using an elliptical machine.

Gee, Carol, you're MEAN! :-)

Bob