On Sun, 23 Jan 2005 09:59:32 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:

>In article >,
wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 18:55:32 -0500, Steve Calvin >
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Melba's Jammin' wrote:
>> >> In article >, Steve Calvin
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>OB food: Off to mop her ribs
>> >>
>> >> Read that again. Say what?
>> >
>> >You takin' lessons from Carol? ;-) I keep tellin' ya Barb that she's a
>> >bad influence! <ducking, but ready with a snowball>
>>
>> No, the same thought crossed my mind that crossed Barb's. I was just too
>> much of a lady to mention it. (I'll see your snowball and raise you
>> an icicle)
>
><cough> Lady? The Head Trollop now claims Ladyship?

"Yes," she said softly.

>I'll see your
>snowball, icicle, and raise you two chunks from the back fenders AND a
>shovelful of plow sludge!

It's warm enough up there to have kickable chunks and plow sludge? And you
call yourself a Minnesotan? If I kicked the buildup behind the tires on
our car, I'd break some toes!

I shoveled three times yesterday, and the last quarter of the driveway is
cleared. The car is still under a mountain of snow. I've gotta take today
off. The fronts of my shoulders hurt SO bad.

So, I guess you win on Winter Poker, but only because I don't have the same
wussy weapons available as you do. So THERE!

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_