Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> May you live a hundred years,
> May you drink a hundred beers
> Get plastered,
> You Ba--a-a-a-ad boy,
> Happy birthday to you.


Oh, yes, the old Birthday Poem.

Well, let me try one, too. I know, I already wished you well, but
only in prose.


A sexagenarian called Wayne
Cooks dishes, both fancy and plain
He is really nice
Uses sugar and spice
Happy Birthday, hey, this is insane.