On Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:42:59 GMT, "Peter Aitken" >
wrote:

>"Damsel" > wrote in message
.. .
>> You forgot one:
>>
>> People who wear too much cologne when they shop.
>>
>> Carol <EG>
>
>Agreed. But not just shopping - anywhere. Concerts are a sore point - old
>ladies (usually) who put on the perfume with a ladle. Barf! Perfume is meant
>to be subtle, not a cloud of stench that radiates 20 feet in all directions.

Not all cologne is subtle. There's one called Shalimar that blossoms out
in all directions. Thankfully, I love the fragrance. Emeraude does the
same thing.

Or men who think that dumping a whole bottle of English Leather on before
leaving the house, when even one drop is too much. English Leather is
Damsel-Repellant.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_