Damsel wrote:

>
> I frequently try to pay for things with my driver's license. So you
were
> just in the wrong line. You were supposed to make your purchase in
the
> driver's license line, not the library card line. Sheesh! Don't you
know
> ANYTHING about shopping?
>

Carol:

I am always in the wrong line. In fact when they were passing out
brains, good looks and good fortunes I was lined up in the line for
"Change of address requests" - it just seemed the shortest. Which is
why now I am neither smart, nor good looking and completely out of luck
but I have a special talent for always receiving my forwarded mail when
I move.