GM wrote:
>
> I cannot, for the life of me, figure out *why* someone would think
that they
> should be rewarded because they were able to successfully complete
> intercourse, and reproduce. Ah, perhaps reproduction is their
greatest
> accomplishment.

Not all want to be rewarded. As your mom can tell you, some actually
quite regret it and would rather not talk about it. You are just being
mean, dude, why?