Damsel wrote:

> I took a mussell at a different place a couple years ago, and once I got it
> to the table, I couldn't eat it. It looked a lot like something that
> gynecologists look at all day.

This is why shellfish are often described as being able to enhance
sexual performance. A very rude Italian expletive is a word in dialect
that literally means mussel but on the street means that, um, other thing.

Pastorio