On Sat, 5 Feb 2005 15:14:24 -0800, "The Ranger" >
wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress > wrote in message
.. .
>> > Dam'n Dog
>> I am SO hot for Dog3!
>
>You don't know the strength of the Dark Side. Urge to type a Pun too
>strong! Must not give.... AHHHH.

You're the second person this week to try to lure me to the Dark Side.

>Well... You _are_ a Bitch Trollop.
>
>The "Tag-back" Ranger

Tag! You're IT again!

>PS: Is Crash, as your boy-toy Alpha Male, willing to step aside?

For some reason, Crash isn't terribly threatened by Michael.

Carol Skywalker
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_