On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 11:44:56 -0500, Steve Calvin >
wrote:

To Kilikini:

>Too bad you're so far away. I happen to have one of those suckers
>sitting on our three season porch that I no longer use...

Mail it to her. Just take the keg out first.

Carol, who just mailed 20 pounds of wallpaper to the same victim
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_