Caffeine is a gateway drug
Please move on to crystal meth. I've seen people on it (I'm a downer
kinda guy myself) and I assure you it works. Of course, you will have
to learn to deal with the side-effects. Like the chick I knew who bled
from her nipples. Or the guy I knew who puked and shit his pants at
the same time. But hey, what's a little undulation compared to a week
with no sleep?
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