A friend of mine sang this; I'll see if I can remember all the words
(You can easily figure out the tune, from Sound of Music):

Dough, I use, to buy my beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks my beer,
Far, to go to get my beer,
So, I think I'll have a beer,
La, I'll have another beer,
Tea? No thanks, I'm having beer,
Which brings me back to Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer....

Dough, I use, to buy my beer, (etc. etc.etc.)

vince norris