"Steve Calvin" > wrote in message
...
> Tess wrote:
>>
>> Has anyone ever *had* moonshine? I did once when I was a teenager - from
>> a teaspoon in a mason jar. Fortunately, it was a metal spoon, because a
>> wooden one would've never made it.
>>
>> Oooo, mama, that stuff is Heavy-Duty. ( Industrial strength booze - take
>> the varnish clean off a table : )
>>
>> Cheers ( *hic*! )
>>
>> - Tess
>
> oh yeah. But that stuff can HURT you.

> Steve

Oh, so I hear - they filter it through old car radiators, y'know - dirty,
rusty ones. The stuff can make you go blind, give you tetanus ( and I can't
take tetanus shots ), and kill you with a pickled liver. Sure hope no one
has a recipe for "pickled liver"...

Take one liver
marinade for extended period of time in xxx Moonshine xxx
Plan funeral
Turn yellow
Expire

Think I'll go get me some Gatorade ...

- Tess