Gregory Morrow wrote:
> Fifo wrote:
>
> > Some people certainly choose to not have sex before marriage and
some
> > even choose never to have any (not to be confused with those who
don't
> > get any but would very much like to). Some people also choose to
not
> > drink wine because it is alchohol. Some people only eat salads with
> > diet Ranch dressing. So it certainly doesn't surprise me that
someone
> > will choose to drink fine wine from Iowa, vacation in Minetonka and
eat
> > process cheese in an effort to hurt the French. What irritates me a
lot
> > is WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE FRENCH THAT GET THE BEST DEAL???? They
> > certainly seem to be fine with the issue of sex, they drink wine
like
> > crazy, they have the best food and now they even got rid of the
> > annoying tourists. How is that fair??
>
>
> But the frogs are the biggest America - wannabees on the face of the
earth,
> that is a fact. The fact that they are merely French and not
American
> really has to rankle them.
>
> Nobody's jealous of the French but the French are jealous of
everybody.

You are missing the point. What I am saying is that if we want to
really punish the French we should all go over there on vacation, drink
all of their wine and eat all of their cheese so there's none left for
them. Then we should probably proceed to insist that they replace the
wine with Bud Light, eat process cheese pizza, not drink untill they
are 21, and start wearing full body armour at the beach.