"Puester" > wrote in message
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> Bob wrote:
>>
>> Once when I was on temporary assignment to Virginia I had to do without a
>> salad spinner, the corporate apartment *did* have lots of clean bed
>> linens.
>> You can put wet salad greens into a pillowcase, take it outside, and
>> swing
>> it around your head to dry the greens; I think it actually works BETTER
>> than
>> a salad spinner. (Lots more centrifugal force.) Who cares what the
>> neighbors think when they see you whirling a greens-laden pillowcase
>> around?
>> If you see them watching, you can act like you're doing some kind of
>> martial
>> arts training: Stamp and kick your feet, swing the pillowcase in
>> figure-eights, and every now and then belt out a hearty "Hi-YAH!" You'll
>> soon see them treating you with new respect. :-)
>>
>
>
> You only think it's respect. Actually they are trying to humor you till
> the men in the white coats arrive with the straitjacket....
>
> ;-)
> gloria p
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Yeah, that's more like it... geez, it's hard to type when you're laughing so
hard!
Cyndi