Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:
> Is mistake making, lady. Soon is St. Frghoptd Day and never have we
> been having virgin sacrifices. Miche is be backing me here. We be
> having virgin *races*, which you are mistaking for, but field is down
> this year due to unable finding of virgins. Many trollops seeing,
> though.

Same here. Is carrying virgin in spoon races (virgins being hard to come by
here as there). Next is racing while flipping virgins in frypans, but as
Scarlet o' Tara another day we think of this. Perhaps as well wheelbarrow
racing, but spayed legs are to young men wet making. Also unfair they say,
as some fluffies not as displaced as others.