On Tue, 08 Feb 2005 22:16:42 -0800, Terry Pulliam Burd
> wrote:

>On Tue, 08 Feb 2005 15:50:37 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> wrote:
>
>>Northwestern East Elbonia. "-)
>>I cry for happy. Soon is froghop season and virgin sacrifices.
>
>Is mistake making, lady. Soon is St. Frghoptd Day and never have we
>been having virgin sacrifices. Miche is be backing me here. We be
>having virgin *races*, which you are mistaking for, but field is down
>this year due to unable finding of virgins. Many trollops seeing,
>though.
>
>Thrpkt races is be going on for St. Frghoptd Day if this your meaning
>is. Many casualties last year from thrpkt on chain around neck banging
>competitors sideways. Many competitors not remembering to be waiting
>for thrpkt to cool from j/lnglm cooking and getting also boob fry
>disaster.
>
> St. Frghoptd's Day is April 16 this year. One year major mistake
>making and St. Frghoptd's Day is on Sunday. Villagers over hanging
>from mled drinking contest and cows not get milked on Monday.
>
>Am understanding Melba Jammin' j/lnglm preserves this year are big
>stinky making. Mine preserves are big stomping of her *and* thrpkt
>race running faster.
>
>Miche, sadly, Elbonoroni Pie, is last of kind. Must ask for REC, as
>this Elbonoroni Pie is Historic Record for Elbonian people. <sigh>
>Elbonian people fading fast in knowledge of rec.food.cooking world.
>
>Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
>AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
>
It is so nice to see the Old Customs continue.

Harry