You forgot HALLIBURTON! CHIMPY STOLE THE ELECTION AGAIN! MY PET GOAT
SAUDI PRINCES
AWOL DRUNK DRIVING.

If you're going to flog all the old tired, lame criticisms you
shouldn't leave any out.

Also, Nixon was a genius and Kennedy was a drug addict. Plus the
beatles weren't that great.

Greg Zywicki, Hippie baiter