In article >, Terry Pulliam
Burd > wrote:

> On Tue, 08 Feb 2005 15:50:37 -0600, Melba's Jammin'
> > wrote:
>
> >Northwestern East Elbonia. "-)
> >I cry for happy. Soon is froghop season and virgin sacrifices.
>
> Is mistake making, lady. Soon is St. Frghoptd Day and never have we
> been having virgin sacrifices. Miche is be backing me here. We be
> having virgin *races*, which you are mistaking for, but field is down
> this year due to unable finding of virgins. Many trollops seeing,
> though.
>
> Thrpkt races is be going on for St. Frghoptd Day if this your meaning
> is. Many casualties last year from thrpkt on chain around neck banging
> competitors sideways. Many competitors not remembering to be waiting
> for thrpkt to cool from j/lnglm cooking and getting also boob fry
> disaster.
>
> St. Frghoptd's Day is April 16 this year. One year major mistake
> making and St. Frghoptd's Day is on Sunday. Villagers over hanging
> from mled drinking contest and cows not get milked on Monday.

Ouchie-moooooooooooooooooo! Speak about boob ouchie!

> Am understanding Melba Jammin' j/lnglm preserves this year are big
> stinky making. Mine preserves are big stomping of her *and* thrpkt
> race running faster.

Conceding I am thrpkt race to you but health improving am I at gym song
place. Being alert and on tippytoes for 2006 thrpkt marathoning,
Honeybunches. Numbering days if I am you.

Preserving I got 'em locked up. I quake in bootsies at thought of you
encroaching.

> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
> AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
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