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(Phred) , if that's their real name, wrote:

>A woman in the small southwest town of Roma in Queensland [Australia]
>has been charged with assault with a pork chop.
>
>Seems a bloke was helping his son and son's mate move camp after
>they'd been evicted from their rental accommodation and a dispute
>arose because one family owned the fridge and the other had paid
>for the contents of it (well the frozen pork chop at least).
>
>The poor bloke was brained with a frozen pork chop and required
>several stitches. A woman has been charged with "Bodily harm".
>It is believed that the weapon has been removed from the scene, and
>probably eaten. [ABC Regional Radio News, noon, 12 Feb 2005.]


ROFLMAO!! Thanks for sharing that. What a stitch!

Carol
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