"kilikini" >, if that's their real name,
wrote:

>Dog3 wrote:
>
>> It's avocado. All appliances (except dishwasher) are in perfect
>> working order. Former owners never cooked.
>>
>> Michael <- hates the kitchen
>
>Well, let's remodel it then! We can paint it and make the avocado not look
>so bad! Damsel and I have been working on her house; ask her!

This is going to sound all backwards, but ... How about using very, very
pale avocado paint on the walls? Might make the current appliances blend
in a bit more, and not stand out like sore thumbs.

<Damsel holds out a wastebasket for all the people she hears vomiting in
the distance>

Carol

--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_