Dwayne wrote:

> If you really want to shake up the family, put peanut butter in places you
> wouldn't think.
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> You are limited only by your imagination.

Okay, here's how unlimited imagination can get when it comes to putting
peanut butter in places you wouldn't expect: Back in my Navy days, an
electronics technician knew his locker was going to be inspected. He put a
big smear of peanut butter on the back of a clean pair of jockey shorts.
When the inspector held them up in horror, the tech ran his finger through
the peanut butter then popped it in his mouth.

Bob