A Ross >, if that's their real name, wrote:

>In article >,
> Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>
>> A few minutes after the smoke alarm went off, the steaks were done.
>
>That's a "timer" in my house.

ROFLMAO!

Carol
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"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_