"The Ranger" >, if that's their real name, wrote:

>Damsel in dis Dress > wrote in message
.. .
>> "The Ranger" >, if that's their real name,
>wrote:
>> >Damsel in dis Dress > wrote in message
.. .
>> >> Gotta be something funky on this end.
>> >>
>> >Wine? Nyquil? Alka Seltzer?
>> >
>> >
>> Smart-ass! My little ploy worked. I knew I could draw you
>> out into the open.
>>
>> Carol, waiting for the proper moment
>
>Here ya go. I'm in a clear meadow, head held high. A 6-pt. rack. Profile
>or straight-on? (Can I at least finish my wine?)

<Damsel whips out her trusty sling-shot and pelts The Ranger straight on
with beets>

>The "Coppola Biaco Impaired" Ranger

I hope that's beet wine.

Carol
--
"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say,
'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.'
Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

*James Stewart* in the 1950 movie, _Harvey_