Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> [snip]
> After coming to the realization, mid-post yesterday, that I shouldn't
> even be considering potatoes because of their effect on my blood
> sugar control (or lack thereof), I came up with an ingenious plan
> for protecting myself against those evil, starchy vegetables.
>
> Brought Crash to the grocery store, took him to the fake potato
> aisle, and asked him to choose what he would like best for Easter
> dinner. I knew I could count on him to select something that I
> wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. [snip]

I am not one to call anyone truly evil, but that is...diabolical.

-aem