Priscilla Ballou >, if that's their real name, wrote:

>In article >,
> Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:
>
>> Carol, whose second toe is shorter than the big one
>
>OK. You made me take off my shoe to check. Of course your second toe
>is shorter than your big toe. Isn't everyone's? Mine is.

I think it's just you and me. Everyone else whose feet I've seen have
second toes that are longer than the big one.
(Okay, everyone take your shoes off)

>This isn't one of those "you're *** if..." things, is it? If so, I
>should lack somewhat in the symetry department. ;-)

LOL! You're a mutant if ....

Carol, mutant
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