"Serendipity" > wrote in message
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> Paul Eisner wrote:
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> > I want to serve food that will either cause constipation or diarrhoea to
my enemies.
> >
> > What can you recommend ???
>
> McDonalds

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Jerusalem Artichoke can't be beaten for both , they need to eat plenty of it
for good results though .