"Dan Abel" > wrote in message
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> In article >, "Doug Kanter"
> > wrote:
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>> certain ancient carpenter with a beard was mentioned more often than the
>> bride & groom. I wasn't sure who was marrying whom. :-)
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> It always cracks me up when I see pictures of Jesus Christ. He was a Jew
> in the Middle East. They don't look like that. As far as I remember my
> history (not much), all caucasians were uncivilized barbarians back then.

Right....and the pics make him look like a frat boy from a WASP school in
Connecticut. I wonder why the Italians haven't come up with a version that
looks like Mario Lanza or John Travolta.