"Lena B Katz" > wrote in message
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>> I'm a heavy sleeper, but I've engineered the noisiest doors and deadbolts
>> you could possibly imagine.
>
> Good lad. All you need now is a few clever traps, and that burglar won't
> even be getting indoors. (traps are a much better way of defending a
> house, because you don't even need to be there to stop the burglar).
>
> Lena

I just came to one of two conclusions:

1) Your name is not Lena Katz. No Jewish family would let a person as crazy
as you out of the house. Too much cultural pride.

2) You have missed your meds for quite a few days.