"Lena B Katz" > wrote in message
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>
>
> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005, Doug Kanter wrote:
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>> "Lena B Katz" > wrote in message
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<<snip crap>>

>>> Well, duh.
>>>
>>>> You can draw your own conclusions about that, but mine
>>>> is that if a burglar enters a home that is occupied, he is fully
>>>> prepared
>>>> and willing to deal with whatever happens.
>>>
>>> mistakes happen. I doubt your house is nearly as prepared to defend
>>> against a robber as you think. (are you a light sleeper?).
>>>
>>> Lena
>>
>> I'm a heavy sleeper, but I've engineered the noisiest doors and deadbolts
>> you could possibly imagine.
>
> Good lad. All you need now is a few clever traps, and that burglar won't
> even be getting indoors. (traps are a much better way of defending a
> house, because you don't even need to be there to stop the burglar).
>
> Lena

The problem with traps is you have to check them all the time to make sure
they haven't stolen the cheese.

Bret



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