"Maverick" > wrote in message
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> "Lena B Katz" > wrote in message
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>> On Thu, 10 Mar 2005, Doug Kanter wrote:
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>>> "Lena B Katz" > wrote in message
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> <<snip crap>>
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>>>> Well, duh.
>>>>
>>>>> You can draw your own conclusions about that, but mine
>>>>> is that if a burglar enters a home that is occupied, he is fully
>>>>> prepared
>>>>> and willing to deal with whatever happens.
>>>>
>>>> mistakes happen. I doubt your house is nearly as prepared to defend
>>>> against a robber as you think. (are you a light sleeper?).
>>>>
>>>> Lena
>>>
>>> I'm a heavy sleeper, but I've engineered the noisiest doors and
>>> deadbolts
>>> you could possibly imagine.
>>
>> Good lad. All you need now is a few clever traps, and that burglar won't
>> even be getting indoors. (traps are a much better way of defending a
>> house, because you don't even need to be there to stop the burglar).
>>
>> Lena
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> The problem with traps is you have to check them all the time to make sure
> they haven't stolen the cheese.
>
> Bret

Lena must not have a life. I could set "traps" around my house. But, which
of the large staff of servants is going to undo them in the morning so I
don't **** off the postman, the UPS guy, the FedEx guy, etc?

What a bunch of crap.