Melba's Jammin' wrote:

> OMG! Marry me, Jim! That's the best story I've heard in a long
time!
> ROTFLMAO!!
>

Ogee, a proposal! I'm flattered. But first my ducal family would want
to examine the dowry. Me, I'd rather examine the contents of the
fruit cellar, the wine cellar, the silver and crystal ....