In article >,
Damsel in dis Dress > wrote:

> Katra >, if that's their real name, wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > "Maverick" > wrote:
> >
> >> "Katra" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >> > In article >,
> >> > "Maverick" > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> I'd say you were PC, but I think being PC is bullshit! ;->
> >> >>
> >> >> Bret
> >> >
> >> > Yeah, his reply was better than mine... <G>
> >> > I'm usually not that mean, but for some reason, that one hit me wrong
> >> > tonight and ticked me off!
> >> > --
> >> > K.
> >>
> >> I'll be the first to admit that anything I post will most definitely not
> >> be
> >> PC. I think the whole PC issue is anal and I ain't a goin there!
> >
> >Ditto here! ;-)
> >Also not being able to spank your kids......
> >Heck, I got spanked plenty when I was growing up and I'm _anything_ but
> >a violent person! :-P
>
> I am. Not when I'm awake, but I'm very, very violent when I'm sleeping. I
> have a huge amount of rage nicely tucked inside my perky little exterior.
> Its source is from many places, the first of which was being beaten with a
> wooden spoon.
>
> >> But! I think Damsel should send the next packet of midol your way...
> >> (ain't
> >> bein PCignorant grand?)
> >
> ><giggles>
> >
> >I'll settle for some Xanax....... ;-D
>
> Klonopin is the best I can do, and I need that for myself. It gets pretty
> ugly around here if I don't take it.
>
> Carol


Tch! Here's an herbal prescription for you...

Find one very large, healthy San Pedro cactus. (Peruvian torch works too)
They can easily be found on line, or at any good nursery that keeps
landscaping plants.

Take a 1 ft. section (or approx. 200 to 300 grams if you want to weigh
it out). Remove all the spines with a veggie tool and slice it into one
inch slices. Carefully remove the round woody core. The lower or older
growth will be highest in Alkaloids so just save the upper part of the
whole for cactus propagation.

Cut it up into chunks and place it into the blender, and run on high
until it's well pulverized. Strain off the juice and reduce it on a VERY
low simmer until it's down to about 1 cup. Boiling it damages the active
ingredient. Mix LIBERALLY with grapefruit juice and honey.

Hold your nose and down it quickly on an empty stomach.

Lay down and wait 2 hours.

Wear sunglasses. ;-)

And don't take with any other medications...
And don't try to drive or work.
And have your DH handy!!!

And remember, ownership of these cacti is legal, but it is NOT legal to
ingest them. Seriously... <sigh>

--
K.

Sprout the Mung Bean to reply...

There is no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world and we'll never have to change it again. -- Swami Beyondanada

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