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Petey the Wonder Dog
 
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Far as I can tell, someone wrote:

>Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
>the "Make Donation" icon on my web page.


Oh rats! Al I have is this worthless cash. Sorry.

>Donations keep me going, it
>allows me to buy things such as material for repair work.


Not to mention the drugs you're on.

>I also receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
>machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
>Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
>helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
>in Rhode Island.


You dummy! That request was from Chelsea Clinton. Her Mom is having
trouble getting stains out of her blue dresses...

>Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
>I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
>situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.


As a matter of fact, I've kind of out grown my boat and really really
feel so much that I need a newer bigger faster one. In the name of
Praise Jesus and all those apostle guys and Jim Bakker and Matthew Mark
Luke and Johnny Carson, please send me some money.