"Petey the Wonder Dog" > wrote in message
...
> Far as I can tell, someone wrote:
>
>>Donations can be made directly through Pay Pal, by clicking
>>the "Make Donation" icon on my web page.
>
> Oh rats! Al I have is this worthless cash. Sorry.
>
>>Donations keep me going, it
>>allows me to buy things such as material for repair work.
>
> Not to mention the drugs you're on.
>
>>I also receive emails requesting help. Recently I purchased a new washing
>>machine for an elderly woman in Tennesse. I am in North Carolina.
>>Everything for her was completed via the internet. The request for
>>helping the elderly woman in Tennesse came from her grand daughter
>>in Rhode Island.
>
> You dummy! That request was from Chelsea Clinton. Her Mom is having
> trouble getting stains out of her blue dresses...
>
>>Finally, maybe you or someone you know needs help with something.
>>I would love to hear about it. Send me an email explaining the
>>situation. There is an email link on my web page as well.
>
> As a matter of fact, I've kind of out grown my boat and really really
> feel so much that I need a newer bigger faster one. In the name of
> Praise Jesus and all those apostle guys and Jim Bakker and Matthew Mark
> Luke and Johnny Carson, please send me some money.

ROFLMAO!!!!

That was good!



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