Sheldon wrote:
> Spamtacular Party Dip
>
> Ingredients
> - 2 (8-ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
> - 1 can SPAM=AE Classic (12-ounce), grated
> - 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
> - 1 teaspoon CHI-CHI'S=AE Salsa
> - 1 dash cayenne pepper
> - 1 cup finely chopped green or red bell pepper
> - 1/2 cup chopped celery
> - 1/4 cup chopped onion
> - 2 tablespoons chopped cilantro or parsley
[snip]
> =A9 Hormel Foods
>
So even Hormel acknowledges that you have to adulterate the hell out of
it to make it eatable?

Instead, start with the same quantity of Underwood Deviled Ham, halve
the quantities of worcestershire, bell pepper, celery, eliminate the
salsa and cilantro, add a squeeze of fresh lemon juice. Be sure to
chop the veggies very fine. -aem